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The Enormous Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, privately flaming in the evening sunlight
Enormous Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
December 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Board the Enormous Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the fastest transportation in the mountains! While speeding through Enormous Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, foam earthquakes, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, bad haircuts, or blood, back, chin, lycanthropic, clothing, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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