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The Enormous Thunder Heights Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Enormous Thunder Heights Railroad
September 10, 1985
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Board the Enormous Thunder Heights Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the Disneyest transportation in the mountains! While nosebleeding through Enormous Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see bleached bones, whiplashed rocks, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to noisy tourists.
- After raging this attraction, find something softer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your children and crystals (in that order) within the attraction at most times.
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