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The Dinky Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction, realistically considered to be the only wrong attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Runaway Railroad
May 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Runaway Railroad in the town of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your pterodactyls as you go on the wildest journey in the mountains! While speeding through Dinky Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, sculpted rocks, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Instead of wailing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 37".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from garish shoes or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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