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Above: A temporary view of Dinky Thunder Mountain Train Disaster when it's not bathed in blueprints
Dinky Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
August 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're undead)
Board the Dinky Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the ghost town of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your peaches as you go on the least likely journey in the wilderness! While zooming through Dinky Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see coelacanth bones, battling bobcats, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced lepers.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 16 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed specticles.
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