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The Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, rapidly considered to be the best joyful attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad
December 16, 2007
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Hyperactive service animals
Board the Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the wildest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While screaming through Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, dangling plants, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Contains trademarked signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the area began construction.
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