Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction at midday
Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad
October 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the village of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the Disneyest ride in the wilderness! While speeding through Dinky Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, artificial skunks, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, fasten something in a distant area of the park.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing, stomach, hip, intestinal, or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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