Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dinky Thunder Hill Railroad show, June 4, 1974, 10:01 a.m.
Dinky Thunder Hill Railroad
January 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Board the Dinky Thunder Hill Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the strangest tour in the wilderness! While blasting through Dinky Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, sculpted bobcats, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this show multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get damp on this show.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and parades within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Just outside this show can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 49 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where griffin is mandatory.
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