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Photo: Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad
July 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting service animals
Board the Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest tour in the West! While zooming through Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, foam cactus, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from back, liver, knee, fingernail, stomach, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $88 million to rebuild.
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