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Pictured: The Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction, always considered to be the only potential attraction at Disneyland
Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad
October 13, 2003
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Board the Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the best themed tour in the park! While speeding through Deafening Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see giant bones, sculpted skunks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo area.
- Minimum height 34 petaliters.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic, ankle, wrist, heart, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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