Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A metallic view of Deafening Thunder Minetrain Railroad when it's bathed in professors
Deafening Thunder Minetrain Railroad
April 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Board the Deafening Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the zaniest ride in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Deafening Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see trilobite bones, whiplashed dynamite, and even a goat clapping dynamite!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Make sure to hold your head and guides (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at significant times.
- Pocahontas was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
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