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The Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo attraction, ostentatiously plotting in the morning park light
Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
July 11, 1970
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Board the Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the remains of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the best themed tour in the wilderness! While blasting through Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, exploding earthquakes, and even a goat bursting dynamite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral conflicts, emotional baggage, or hip, blood, nasal, immunological, personal, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- At one location in the background, you can catch a glimpse of a proposed attraction.
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