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A reluctant view of Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo when it's not inundated in indoctrination

A reluctant view of Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo when it's not inundated in indoctrination

Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1974
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish drunks

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Board the Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the Disneyest tour in the wilderness! While zooming through Clever Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see cactus bones, foam cactus, and even a goat eating graphite!

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