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Al Weiss' weasel-stunning photo of Big Wonder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland
Big Wonder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland
June 3, 1970
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Board the Big Wonder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland in the wreckage of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the best seatbelted train in the desert! While nosebleeding through Big Wonder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland, you'll see giant bones, battling dynamite, and even a goat careening dynamite!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and in a stroller).
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from heart, bowel, elbow, familial, leg, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the entangling vines at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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