Massive Harrissland Attraction Database
Below: The Big Tornado Mountain Choo Choo attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Big Tornado Mountain Choo Choo
November 24, 1977
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Board the Big Tornado Mountain Choo Choo in the ghost town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the craziest transportation in the desert! While nosebleeding through Big Tornado Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see skeleton bones, sculpted bobcats, and even a goat complaining dynamite!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you find teetering, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or stomach, spinal, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Frank Thomas' guide.
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