Massive Mcquackland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Tide Mountain Train Disaster attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst excellent attraction at Mcquackland
Big Tide Mountain Train Disaster
December 6, 2011
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Board the Big Tide Mountain Train Disaster in the village of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the fastest ride in the West! While flying through Big Tide Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see cactus bones, dangling opossums, and even a goat healing dynamite!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for retirees.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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