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The Big Rock Matterhorn Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Big Rock Matterhorn Railroad
March 6, 1968
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Four mouse ears
Board the Big Rock Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the speediest ride in the neighborhood! While blasting through Big Rock Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, anthropomorphic rocks, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness, bad haircuts, or tongue complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique signage.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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