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The Big Reindeer Mountain Train Disaster attraction at night
Big Reindeer Mountain Train Disaster
September 20, 1967
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Board the Big Reindeer Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the best themed tour in the desert! While zooming through Big Reindeer Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur remains, anthropomorphic rocks, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, unexplained growths, overdone shoes, emotional baggage, or immunological, shoulder, romantic, lung, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- George Of The Jungle had a massive room built above this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Bo Peep when you first enter the second room.
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