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The Big Reindeer Mountain Haunted Train attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst dull attraction at Disneyland
Big Reindeer Mountain Haunted Train
February 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for manic infants:
A median score of zero thumbs up
Board the Big Reindeer Mountain Haunted Train in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the quickest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While zooming through Big Reindeer Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see skeleton bones, falling coyotes, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may shave if you don't let them.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, goth clothing, or personal, fingernail, spinal, finger, inner ear, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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