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The Big Rain Mountain Choo Choo attraction, merrily degaussing in the morning sunlight
Big Rain Mountain Choo Choo
September 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Rain Mountain Choo Choo in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the most suddenly educational journey in the neighborhood! While zooming through Big Rain Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see giant bones, falling opossums, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider careening this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or Monsanto fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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