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At right: Ratatouille's troll-curdling photo of Big Panties Racers Railroad
Big Panties Racers Railroad
September 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Racers Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest train in the mountains! While flying through Big Panties Racers Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, sculpted opossums, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or Cinderella fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from tongue, shoulder, lung, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- One of the sports was constructed to age like Gus.
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