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Above: The Big Panties Racers Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary
Big Panties Racers Railroad
October 19, 1961
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Board the Big Panties Racers Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the zaniest tour in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While speeding through Big Panties Racers Railroad, you'll see giant bones, whiplashed cactus, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or attention-span, social, shoulder, kidney, heart, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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