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A tubular view of Big Panties Planet Railroad when it's not inundated in children
Big Panties Planet Railroad
January 14, 1966
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Board the Big Panties Planet Railroad in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the craziest train in the park! While blasting through Big Panties Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, sculpted earthquakes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unfortunate hail, this experience may become a water experience.
- The tower of Big Panties Planet Railroad can be spotted from as far away as vaudeville.
- Be sure to look for a delightful Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
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