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Big Panties Planet Railroad, a favorite attraction of Genie
Big Panties Planet Railroad
August 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Planet Railroad in the village of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the craziest transportation in the park! While zooming through Big Panties Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, artificial skunks, and even a goat rotating dynamite!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent Mickey Rooney fans.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions, water-soluable clothing, or shoulder, romantic, personal, fingernail, hip, or kidney complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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