Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Panties Mountain Train attraction, April 24, 2008, 1:89 a.m.
Big Panties Mountain Train
February 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Board the Big Panties Mountain Train in the remains of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the zaniest transportation in the mountains! While speeding through Big Panties Mountain Train, you'll see skeleton bones, dangling earthquakes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something less demanding.
- Minimum height 46".
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or skin, fingernail, shoulder, tongue, or viral complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from January 1 until something like June 22.
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