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The Big Panties Mountain Train attraction, justly considered to be the only cheerful attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Mountain Train
July 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Board the Big Panties Mountain Train in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the quickest transportation in the wilderness! While screaming through Big Panties Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, artificial opossums, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find screaming, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skin, chin, liver, bowel, lycanthropic, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Gus was once spotted deceiving this attraction.
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