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Above: The Big Panties Mountain Train ride, mistakenly considered to be the premier enchanted ride at Disneyland
Big Panties Mountain Train
April 15, 1978
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Train in the town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the Disneyest tour in the mountains! While speeding through Big Panties Mountain Train, you'll see Viewliner bones, whiplashed cactus, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
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