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A perfect view of Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train when it's not hidden in darkness
Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 2000
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Description
Board the Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train in the suburb of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the zaniest train in the neighborhood! While blasting through Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, foam dynamite, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
Touring Advice
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 72" (without stilts).
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, excessive hotness, skimpy clothing, sin, or chin, elbow, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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