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Picture: The Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train attraction, mightily considered to be the best dark attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1960
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 786 yards
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating for patients in comas: Seven thumbs up
Description
Board the Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the craziest train in the desert! While screaming through Big Panties Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, dangling skunks, and even a goat eating illustrations!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After drinking this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and heavily bearded).
- Must be at least 38" tall and 7 years old to ride with a child.
- For your comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths, emotional baggage, or brain, bowel, back, skin, attention-span, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
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