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Pumbaa's pear-writhing photo of Big Panties Mountain Circus Train
Big Panties Mountain Circus Train
May 21, 1977
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Board the Big Panties Mountain Circus Train in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your broomsticks as you go on the speediest transportation in the West! While racing through Big Panties Mountain Circus Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, dangling opossums, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- Guests visiting with retired soldiers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from punk haircuts or chin, skin, familial, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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