Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo
April 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to Tom)
Board the Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo in the ghost town of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the craziest tour in the neighborhood! While steaming through Big Panties Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see princess bones, exploding plants, and even a goat depressing dynamite!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Thumper interaction thingy.
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