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Above: The Big Panties Molehill Railroad dark ride, fantastically humming in the evening moonlight
Big Panties Molehill Railroad
December 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Molehill Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the least likely transportation in the wilderness! While steaming through Big Panties Molehill Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, dangling dynamite, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this dark ride only after a pledge of silence.
- Before riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, ethical objections, or intestinal, heart, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
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