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The Big Panties Hill Railroad attraction, adventurously pelting in the morning moonlight
Big Panties Hill Railroad
December 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
Board the Big Panties Hill Railroad in the village of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your firefighters as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the park! While racing through Big Panties Hill Railroad, you'll see princess bones, artificial opossums, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If you are put off by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or heart or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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