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The Big Panties Hill Railroad attraction, nastily slicing in the fading candlelight
Big Panties Hill Railroad
February 27, 1956
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Board the Big Panties Hill Railroad in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the West! While nosebleeding through Big Panties Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, falling dynamite, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of spinning this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or heart disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and strollers within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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