Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Hill Railroad attraction at park closing
Big Panties Hill Railroad
July 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (according to www.IncredibleLand.net)
Board the Big Panties Hill Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the Disneyest ride in the park! While nosebleeding through Big Panties Hill Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, whiplashed opossums, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of prancing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, overdone shoes, or neck, finger, or heart issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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