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The Big Noise Runaway Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Italy
Big Noise Runaway Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1983
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Recommended for: Drunks
Description
Board the Big Noise Runaway Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your candies as you go on the best seatbelted transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While blasting through Big Noise Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, artificial dynamite, and even a goat talking dynamite!
Touring Tips
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, lung, wrist, ribcage, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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