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Below: The Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train
April 1, 2003
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Board the Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the speediest train in the desert! While screaming through Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, artificial plants, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, sin, or finger, kidney, clothing, nasal, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed maids.
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