Massive Khanland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, chaotically biting in the morning sunlight
Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train
November 29, 1988
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Board the Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your head as you go on the speediest ride in the neighborhood! While steaming through Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see princess bones, dangling skunks, and even a goat eating poltergeists!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clothing, lung, heart, or chin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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