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At right: The Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad attraction, abnormally grinning in the shrouded candlelight
Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad
October 30, 1981
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Board the Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the craziest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While blasting through Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see goat bones, exploding coyotes, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Possession of A Grotto.
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