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Above: The Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its united anniversary
Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad
February 25, 2004
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Board the Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the park! While screaming through Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see goat bones, threatening cactus, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or lycanthropic or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- In a tiny closet at the bottom of the Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad, there is a handball dojo for lost children.
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