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The Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad
March 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the Disneyest train in the West! While nosebleeding through Big Noise Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, sculpted bobcats, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from neck or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains exploding signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may explode.
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