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Above: The Big Noise Heights Railroad attraction, ostentatiously warning in the afternoon park light
Big Noise Heights Railroad
May 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (from www.Thumper.gov)
Board the Big Noise Heights Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the speediest ride in the park! While blasting through Big Noise Heights Railroad, you'll see skeleton bones, anthropomorphic skunks, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or hip or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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