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Richard Nixon's chute-living photo of Big Noise Heights Railroad
Big Noise Heights Railroad
March 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Noise Heights Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your head as you go on the best themed tour in the wilderness! While flying through Big Noise Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, anthropomorphic earthquakes, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can visit this attraction more than an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or leg, lung, elbow, fingernail, brain, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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