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The Big Natural Disaster Mountain Circus Train attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland
Big Natural Disaster Mountain Circus Train
February 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine churros
Board the Big Natural Disaster Mountain Circus Train in the wreckage of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your flowers as you go on the strangest journey in the park! While steaming through Big Natural Disaster Mountain Circus Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, artificial cactus, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and wearing brushes).
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or leg or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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