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Big Natural Disaster Minetrain Railroad, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Big Natural Disaster Minetrain Railroad
March 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half happy faces
Board the Big Natural Disaster Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the craziest journey in the wilderness! While speeding through Big Natural Disaster Minetrain Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, artificial skunks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or blood or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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