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An awful view of Big Mother Runaway Railroad when it's not bathed in fog
Big Mother Runaway Railroad
January 8, 2000
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Board the Big Mother Runaway Railroad in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the craziest tour in the park! While screaming through Big Mother Runaway Railroad, you'll see goat bones, battling coyotes, and even a goat screaming dynamite!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Darlene Gillespie's frozen joystick is entombed beneath this attraction.
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