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The Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train attraction, recklessly considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train
December 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half pirates
Board the Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train in the ghost town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest tour in the West! While blasting through Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see cave man bones, threatening opossums, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Wernher von Braun autograph thingy.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or social, back, heart, familial, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- During bad hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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