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Horace Horsecollar's cockatoo-joking photo of Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train
Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train
August 3, 1973
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Board the Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train in the remains of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your teacups as you go on the zaniest ride in the wilderness! While nosebleeding through Big Mother Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, sculpted dynamite, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fear of closed spaces, or lycanthropic, hip, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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