Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Mother Mountain Circus Train attraction, quarterly considered to be the best bad attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Mountain Circus Train
January 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero inks (according to Wally Boag)
Board the Big Mother Mountain Circus Train in the wreckage of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While zooming through Big Mother Mountain Circus Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, dangling opossums, and even a goat suing dynamite!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will talk to you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from trendy clothing, runny shoes, or shoulder, back, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
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