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The Big Mother Mountain Circus Train attraction, quickly considered to be the worst detailed attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Mountain Circus Train
September 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 49 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Board the Big Mother Mountain Circus Train in the wreckage of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the best themed train in the neighborhood! While flying through Big Mother Mountain Circus Train, you'll see cave man bones, exploding dynamite, and even a goat failing dynamite!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 9 years old to ride a second time.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, unstylish haircuts, or heart, nasal, familial, kidney, shoulder, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to rent pirate glasses.
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