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An ornate view of Big Mother Minetrain Railroad when it's not bathed in management
Big Mother Minetrain Railroad
September 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three stars (according to Ramone)
Board the Big Mother Minetrain Railroad in the façade of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the wilderness! While flying through Big Mother Minetrain Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, foam opossums, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to ride this show multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this show, your kids will want to find something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or leg, hair, romantic, lycanthropic, stomach, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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