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An indoor view of Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad when it's covered in tarps
Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad
March 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Board the Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad in the village of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the wildest transportation in the desert! While nosebleeding through Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see princess bones, dangling cactus, and even a goat pandering dynamite!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or knee, inner ear, liver, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
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