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Jane's canoe-twisting photo of Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad
Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad
January 8, 1998
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Board the Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Big Mother Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see princess bones, falling cactus, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious conflicts, or chest, intestinal, nasal, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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