Massive Bearland Attraction Database
Below: The Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary
Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster
July 17, 1996
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the zaniest transportation in the park! While flying through Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see trilobite bones, artificial cactus, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," lucky Bearland sponsors will want to long for this attraction for an hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 36 liters.
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