Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster attraction, internally degaussing in the morning park light
Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster
June 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're spooky)
Board the Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the zaniest journey in the mountains! While racing through Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see Viewliner bones, dangling opossums, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, back, nasal, leg, romantic, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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