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Above: The Big Lightning Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, almost whirling in the morning sunlight
Big Lightning Mountain Earthquake Train
March 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Lightning Mountain Earthquake Train in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the speediest tour in the West! While blasting through Big Lightning Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, artificial earthquakes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, kidney, hair, wrist, bowel, or viral issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- Above this attraction can be found the watchful members-only Club 94 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where crow is mandatory.
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