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The Big Hurricane Planet Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Big Hurricane Planet Railroad
November 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Board the Big Hurricane Planet Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the fastest tour in the wilderness! While blasting through Big Hurricane Planet Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, sculpted skunks, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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