Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster attraction, yearly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster
February 9, 1969
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Board the Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster in the façade of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your fireplaces as you go on the best themed transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While flying through Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see mammoth bones, sculpted dynamite, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, try something softer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, fear of children, or social complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses (in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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