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The Big Hurricane Minetrain Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Big Hurricane Minetrain Railroad
June 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine reviews (according to www.AllBulb.org)
Board the Big Hurricane Minetrain Railroad in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the zaniest transportation in the park! While zooming through Big Hurricane Minetrain Railroad, you'll see giant bones, whiplashed opossums, and even a goat sweeping dynamite!
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious conflicts, bad haircuts, or viral, liver, fingernail, or chin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- The letters in "Big Hurricane Minetrain Railroad" can be scrambled to spell "Rio Ulirnencit Gmbnara Idirrhaae."
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