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The Big Hurricane Matterhorn Railroad attraction, December 15, 1982, 5:14 a.m.
Big Hurricane Matterhorn Railroad
July 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (by "The Diary" gossip column)
Board the Big Hurricane Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your melodies as you go on the strangest ride in the mountains! While speeding through Big Hurricane Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, battling dynamite, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or tongue or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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