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The Big Hail Minetrain Railroad attraction, haughtily stunning in the evening sunlight
Big Hail Minetrain Railroad
April 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Seven guests (by www.SodaFans.com)
Board the Big Hail Minetrain Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the best themed transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While steaming through Big Hail Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, sculpted opossums, and even a goat amusing dynamite!
- Warning: in the middle of any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, unexplained missing kidneys, excessive boorishness, trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or personal or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from the movie.
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