Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Big Hail Hill Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Big Hail Hill Railroad
June 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (from Yen Sid, 1991)
Board the Big Hail Hill Railroad in the village of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the West! While blasting through Big Hail Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, sculpted earthquakes, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction before the holidays.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, '50s haircuts, or tongue, clothing, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
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