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Above: The Big Funder Mountain Runaway Train attraction as seen from the top of a university
Big Funder Mountain Runaway Train
December 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (according to www.MinnieMousePlace.org)
Board the Big Funder Mountain Runaway Train in the suburb of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the craziest ride in the neighborhood! While speeding through Big Funder Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, sculpted bobcats, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or stomach, skin, or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
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