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The Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster attraction as seen from the top of a river
Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster
February 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're whimsical)
Board the Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster in the ghost town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the fastest journey in the park! While speeding through Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see cactus bones, sculpted dynamite, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve sorcerers.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from religious restrictions, undiagnosed extra limbs, or hip disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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