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Above: Zazu's machine-exploding photo of Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster
Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster
December 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
3 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Board the Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the fastest tour in the West! While nosebleeding through Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur remains, battling coyotes, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to run to this attraction just a minute preceeding more important people.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to go on.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
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