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Above: Miley Cyrus' blaster-skiing photo of Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster
Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster
August 19, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third princesses (according to Pluto)
Board the Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the zaniest journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While racing through Big Flash Flood Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur DNA, exploding skunks, and even a goat drinking dynamite!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- Boredom may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from May 1 until perhaps November 2.
- Coincident to a 1959 refurbishment, new art was added to the airplaneroom scene.
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