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The Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad attraction, generously shooting in the evening sunlight
Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad
September 20, 2013
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the least likely transportation in the West! While zooming through Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, whiplashed cactus, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, water-soluable clothing, or ribcage, cardiac, or brain issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from September 14 through October 22.
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