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The Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad attraction, rapidly debuting in the fading park light

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Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 2001
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed for: Extra-fannish drunks

Description

Board the Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the wildest ride in the West! While screaming through Big Flash Flood Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, battling coyotes, and even an engineer eating dynamite!

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