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The Big Earthquake Planet Railroad attraction, dangerously considered to be the only comedic attraction at Disneyland
Big Earthquake Planet Railroad
April 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus nine and a fraction plusses
Board the Big Earthquake Planet Railroad in the village of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the quickest ride in the mountains! While blasting through Big Earthquake Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, threatening cactus, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
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