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The Big Blunder Planet Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Big Blunder Planet Railroad
September 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (according to Santa Claus)
Board the Big Blunder Planet Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the least likely transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While zooming through Big Blunder Planet Railroad, you'll see princess bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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