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The Big Blunder Mountain Train attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland
Big Blunder Mountain Train
December 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Blunder Mountain Train in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your kids as you go on the least likely train in the park! While racing through Big Blunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, anthropomorphic earthquakes, and even a goat eating submarines!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, emotional baggage, or lung, hip, leg, lycanthropic, chest, or personal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from September 28 through November 13.
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