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The Big Blunder Mountain Train attraction, March 31, 2003, 9:46 p.m.

The Big Blunder Mountain Train attraction, March 31, 2003, 9:46 p.m.

Big Blunder Mountain Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Four princesses

Description

Board the Big Blunder Mountain Train in the façade of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the zaniest train in the neighborhood! While zooming through Big Blunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, whiplashed coyotes, and even a goat eating Vegemite!

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