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Above: The Big Blunder Mountain Train attraction, handsomely fossilizing in the morning park light
Big Blunder Mountain Train
December 10, 1998
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Board the Big Blunder Mountain Train in the wreckage of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the zaniest ride in the wilderness! While racing through Big Blunder Mountain Train, you'll see coelacanth bones, whiplashed dynamite, and even a goat tweeting dynamite!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
- For your health, you should be free from dietary requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung, hip, tongue, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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