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Photo: The Big Blunder Molehill Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary
Big Blunder Molehill Railroad
April 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter toons
Board the Big Blunder Molehill Railroad in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest train in the West! While steaming through Big Blunder Molehill Railroad, you'll see princess bones, artificial earthquakes, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from distracting tattoos or personal, hair, ankle, shoulder, cardiac, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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